Go piss in someone else's bed!
Then I asked myself: "What's the point?" Seriously why are old people still around? They don't do anything! They just look at things and complain and depress everyone around them with their fascist views on the world around them. They should just kill themselves because they're just a liability to the rest of us.
Hurry the fuck up!
The world literally slows down wherever they are. When they drive, when they walk, when they talk, when they order, when they KEEP ASKING YOU TO REPEAT YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!..YOU CUNTS!!!
So many hours of my life have been wasted visiting my grandparents. It's so boring that I want to rip their faces off and use them as tissues for wanking into. The possibility of inheriting their money is the only thing that stops me from shouting at them and telling them how fucking useless they are.
