I’m stick of adverts telling me to teaching kids all the fucking time. “Oh, bored of your job? Try teaching!”. No. I don’t want to be a teacher. Know why? Because the last thing I want is to receive death threats from parents with no teeth after I tell their kid off for pissing in my face during class.
“Oh come on Gaz, not all schools are full of future rapists.” No you’re right, there are those with kids that come from nice backgrounds that open the doors for you instead of telling you to go fuck yourself. That’s nice, I could get used to that. But guess what.. those kids grow up to be skiers. And I hate skiers as you already know if you’re an avid reader.
I ain’t teaching your fucking kids.
I’ll consider teaching when wife beaters stop sending their kids to school. They belong on the streets anyway, because that’s where they’re obviously happiest. Just dump a load of abandoned cars on their estate and they can smash as many windows as they like then.
What about primary school teaching then? Well women yeah sure, but a man primary school teacher? Sure, nothing wrong with that right? But who has honestly never seen a fully grown man playing with kids and gone “oooo, I hope he’s not a paedo”.
Besides, kids are fucking stupid. They don’t know anything. I asked one to point me in the direction of a local strip club and they didn’t know what I was talking about. Why would I want to teach people that are so stupid? That would be more annoying than trying to teach their parents where their benefit money comes from.
