Look, another pigeon has landed on his head with it's ass aimed at his face.
This is fucking ridiculous. It's not entertainment. The only slightly entertaining part is the suspense of waiting to see if the pigeon is going to crap on his face. That's it! I'd rather take a diarrhoea shit on my own face than watch this embarrassment of a human being making an ass of himself.
I mean look at the morons staring at him like he's the 8th wonder of the world. They're just as stupid as he is. They're just encouraging him. He can see them, if they all just ignored him he would go do something useful. As far as I'm concerned he isn't contributing to anything. At best he is helping pigeons find somewhere to land and defecate, a bird table is far more useful because that can have bird food in it as well.
I saw the Jamaican guitarist/busker in bath the same today. He was playing at the same time. He's brilliant. I fact I'm going to try to organise a busking stand off between him and statue fuck-face. That I would pay a lot of money to see. Then everyone would see what a true waste of time and space the statue man really is.
